Alternate Description: He has no brakes, he has no flanks, Th-th-th-this merc has a main battle tank, He’ll pop a wheelie when he needs to, And fire his cannon, just for you, Lampoon himself just like a buffoon, This lively merc just digs this tune! Huh! C.F. Crossfire!
Also, seeing as his last name is Kennedy, I can’t resist doing this joke:
“LEON!! CHANGING YOUR APPEARANCE, FORENAME AND GOING TO SPACE WON’T STOP YOU FROM EVENTUALLY FUCKING MY SISTER!! ALBERT WHISKERS, LEON!! ALBERT!! WHISKERS!!”
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Alternate Description:
He has no brakes, he has no flanks,
Th-th-th-this merc has a main battle tank,
He’ll pop a wheelie when he needs to,
And fire his cannon, just for you,
Lampoon himself just like a buffoon,
This lively merc just digs this tune!
Huh!
C.F. Crossfire!
C.F!
Crossfire is here!
>Leeroy
Also, seeing as his last name is Kennedy, I can’t resist doing this joke:
“LEON!! CHANGING YOUR APPEARANCE, FORENAME AND GOING TO SPACE WON’T STOP YOU FROM EVENTUALLY FUCKING MY SISTER!! ALBERT WHISKERS, LEON!! ALBERT!! WHISKERS!!”
